"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."
"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."
fuck the education system
I will never NOT reblog this.
“LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering
Of course there are, even classy ones!
"My usual table, Bolg"
I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed.
is there a 420 in pi
humanity has made great strides today
what the fuck even is death note. i know there’s a guy named light and one named l (who named these children) and one of them looks like a spindly frog with emo hair, and of course there’s a notebook that gives people heart attacks, but then sometimes i see art of it and there’s this terrifying clown monster just sort of floating around in the background?? why is this juggalo here what does he want from the frog.
"For all the things my hands have held,
The best by far is you"
i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????
"Sometimes suffering is just suffering. It doesn’t make you stronger. It doesn’t build character. It only hurts."
"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"
well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me